When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Knock knock come in.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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willam dafoe

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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