- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Misner is a twat.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

The game.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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