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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Misner is a twat.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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