How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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