Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Religion.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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what's up? my penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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