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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

69- by Adam Chebali

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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