- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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