Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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