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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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