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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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