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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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