How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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