- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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