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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Knock knock come in.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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