Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Misner is a twat.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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