a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

James Patrick Campbell

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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