A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Jellybeans

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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what's up? my penis.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Religion.

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