- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Trump will make America great again.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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