Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Misner is a twat.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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