- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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