- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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