tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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