- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

OIO

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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