- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

willam dafoe

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

The game.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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