- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

The game.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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