- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Jellybeans

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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