- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

I have suicidal thoughts

i have a christmas tree.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Refridgerator.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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