- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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