Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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