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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

President Donald Trump

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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