- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Yo mama's fat.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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