I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the car do? CRASH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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