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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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