- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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