- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Boys have swag, real men have class

FUS RO DAH!!!

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Mogok Papiti.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Misner is a twat.

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