- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

NAACP

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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