What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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69.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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politically correct!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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