Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

the WNBA

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Anti Joke

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