Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

fish fishy caoimhin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Black people.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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