- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

im watching you..

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

where is the world?

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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