Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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