- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

your face is kinda funny

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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