- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

FUS RO DAH!!!

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

black people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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