- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's 9+10? 19

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Who is big and stupid My brother

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

guess what what that wasnt it

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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