- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's up? my penis.

Religion.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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