- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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