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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Misner is a twat.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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