what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

darude- sandstorm

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

France had one revolution

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Soccer...

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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