how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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black people

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Mogok Papiti.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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