whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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