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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Misner is a twat.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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