a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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I read the terms of service.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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