How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Your Mother

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

womens rights

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Anti Joke

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