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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A paralysed man falls over.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

identical jokes get different votes.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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