Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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