Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Women can vote? wtf

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Sometimes i'm hungry.

andrew wagner

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

I like poop in my butt

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Anti Joke

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