Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

My wife made me a sandwich

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Vote this down and get DOXED

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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