- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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