- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

why does the man appear fat he is

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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