Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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