Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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I can count to potato.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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