- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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