- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your Mom The End.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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