- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Women's rights.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I am a women

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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