- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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