knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Sex education in Texas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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