- Anti Joke

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

I have a horse.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone