What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did? Yes

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

my whole life!

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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