How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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