- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Religion.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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