I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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your life

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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robin, get in the car.

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knock knock There's no door

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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